Robot Lincoln Attains Sentience

This is every robot's dream/nightmare

Robot Lincoln Discovers the Meaning of Life

Lets just call life a silver shower. (Silver Lining)

Afro Bob is Thwarted, Again

Seriously though, Chill.

Afro Bob Travels to Space

True Story.

Robot Lincoln is Bad at Liver Transplants

Robot Lincoln Gets Real

So our whole friendship has just been leading up to that joke?

Afro Bob Votes

Destiny/Hope 2016

Afro Bob is a Hoarder

First Time Hoarder, Long Time Hoarder.

Afro Bob Has a Memorable Childhood

This comic has some history to it. Panels 4 - 6 was the explanation given by my 6th Grade English Professor why evolution could not possibly be true. Last 3 panels are my rebuttal. So, if you're reading English Professor, Thank you.

Afro Bob Perfects His Delivery

This the remix of the previous comic

Afro Bob Needs to Work on His Delivery

30 minutes or your baby is free.

Afro Bob Loses His Afro

It looks like they only want you for your Afro, Afro Bob. Story of my life.

Afro Bob Gets Philosphical

BBut in a way, aren't we all talking heads on sticks?

Afro Bob is in Denial

In this comic, Robot Lincoln Makes a Cameo Appearance. See if you can spot him. Also, panels 5 - 9 describe all of my break ups. I want to make more depressing/heart-wrenching comics, if you don't mind.

Afro Bob has a Change of Fortune

Afro Bob Also Had a Change of Heart.

Robot Lincoln Visits His Chiropractor

Robot Lincoln - Chiroraptor is the real deal.

Robot Lincoln Does Stand-Up

 Robot Lincoln - Don't Get me started on Z-axes.

Robot Lincoln is Sleeping With the Fishes

Robot Lincoln Doesn't Like to be deceived.

Robot Lincoln is Solar Powered

Robot Lincoln feels so bad and yet, so good.

Robot Lincoln Wants Enlightenment 2.0

Why is there always a catch with these things? Also, thanks for reading this far. Robot Lincoln is pleased.

Robot Lincoln and the Viking Skeleton - Part 1

Robot Lincoln and the Viking Skeleton is taped in front of a live audience.

Robot Lincoln is Lost at Sea

Think of it as a last value meal.

Robot Lincoln Seals the Deal

Robot Lincoln - 137 wins, 0 dates.

Robot Lincoln Deals With an Inconvenient Truth

Robot Lincoln Says Side Effects of the Truth involve loneliness, depression and a minute sense of relief

Robot Lincoln Makes Toast Like a Boss

Robot Lincoln Says so you're saying your toaster has no wings?

Robot Lincoln Follows the 30-Minute Rule

Robot Lincoln Says Rules... That's what separates us from the animals.

Robot Lincoln is the Office Guru

Robot Lincoln Says I am revoking your guru-patient confidentiality now.

Robot Lincoln Finds the Fountain of Youth

Robot Lincoln Says The Fountain of Youth flows at very random times.

Robot Lincoln Has an Irrational Fear of Bees

Robot Lincoln Says Yes, I can be afraid of something that I don't understand

Robot Lincoln is One With Nature

Robot Lincoln Says Best..Nut..Heist..Ever. 

Robot Lincoln Finds Waldo

Robot Lincoln Says Happy Friday the 13th to you too. 

Robot Lincoln is the Protagonist

Robot Lincoln Says Sometimes, I don't even know who the real antagonist is anymore.

Robot Lincoln Finds the Real Treasure

Robot Lincoln Says the Overused Cliche is the loud and really annoying killer.

Robot Lincoln Passes the Drug Test

Robot Lincoln Says What is a Star Wars?

Robot Lincoln Reads 50 Shades of Grey

Robot Lincoln Says I can see how they would make that mistake though...

Robot Lincoln is the Negotiator - Part 1

Robot Lincoln Says just doing what any decent person would do.

Robot Lincoln Joins the Family Business

Robot Lincoln Says at least it is a rewarding experience.

Robot Lincoln is Driving Instructor of the Year

Robot Lincoln Says How Do I Reach these keedss?

Robot Lincoln is a Daft Punk

Robot Lincoln Says You decide for yourself- Robot or Human

Robot Lincoln Was Acceptable in the 80's

Robot Lincoln Says maybe THIS will clear thing up.

Robot Lincoln Becomes a Super-Acquaintance

Robot Lincoln Says Who Needs Super-Powers when you have friends like... oh, that's right

Robot Lincoln Gets a Temporary Tattoo

Robot Lincoln Says You're Welcome ??

Robot Lincoln Has Intimacy Issues

Robot Lincoln Says there is no such thing as too much intimacy.

Robot Lincoln RTFM

Robot Lincoln Says Seriously, there are some really good articles there.

Robot Lincoln Hates Flying

Robot Lincoln Says The Worst Part of Flying is the Baggage Fees. What is up with that?

Robot Lincoln Tries to Prove That He's Not a Bot

Robot Lincoln Says the irregularity of the characters, it BURNS.

Robot Lincoln is a Smooth Operator

Robot Lincoln Says this makes sense if you listen to Smooth Operator

Robot Lincoln Gets Way Into Yoga

Robot Lincoln Says he will never apologize for over-committing.

Robot Lincoln Has a Shrinking Feeling

Robot Lincoln Says Don't Judge.

Robot Lincoln Becomes a god

Robot Lincoln says that's where the real money is.