December 14, 2012

Robot Lincoln Attains Sentience

This is every robot's dream/nightmare

December 13, 2012

Robot Lincoln Discovers the Meaning of Life

Lets just call life a silver shower. (Silver Lining)

November 19, 2012

November 14, 2012

Robot Lincoln Gets Real

So our whole friendship has just been leading up to that joke?

November 6, 2012

August 22, 2012

Afro Bob is a Hoarder

First Time Hoarder, Long Time Hoarder.

August 17, 2012

Afro Bob Has a Memorable Childhood

This comic has some history to it. Panels 4 - 6 was the explanation given by my 6th Grade English Professor why evolution could not possibly be true. Last 3 panels are my rebuttal. So, if you're reading English Professor, Thank you.

August 16, 2012

August 15, 2012

August 14, 2012

Afro Bob Loses His Afro

It looks like they only want you for your Afro, Afro Bob. Story of my life.

August 13, 2012

Afro Bob Gets Philosphical

BBut in a way, aren't we all talking heads on sticks?

August 9, 2012

Afro Bob is in Denial

In this comic, Robot Lincoln Makes a Cameo Appearance. See if you can spot him. Also, panels 5 - 9 describe all of my break ups. I want to make more depressing/heart-wrenching comics, if you don't mind.

August 7, 2012

Afro Bob has a Change of Fortune

Afro Bob Also Had a Change of Heart.

August 6, 2012

August 3, 2012

Robot Lincoln Does Stand-Up

 Robot Lincoln - Don't Get me started on Z-axes.

August 2, 2012

Robot Lincoln is Sleeping With the Fishes

Robot Lincoln Doesn't Like to be deceived.

August 1, 2012

Robot Lincoln is Solar Powered

Robot Lincoln feels so bad and yet, so good.

July 31, 2012

Robot Lincoln Wants Enlightenment 2.0

Why is there always a catch with these things? Also, thanks for reading this far. Robot Lincoln is pleased.

July 30, 2012

Robot Lincoln and the Viking Skeleton - Part 1

Robot Lincoln and the Viking Skeleton is taped in front of a live audience.

July 27, 2012

July 25, 2012

Robot Lincoln Seals the Deal

Robot Lincoln - 137 wins, 0 dates.

July 24, 2012

Robot Lincoln Deals With an Inconvenient Truth

Robot Lincoln Says Side Effects of the Truth involve loneliness, depression and a minute sense of relief

July 23, 2012

Robot Lincoln Makes Toast Like a Boss

Robot Lincoln Says so you're saying your toaster has no wings?

July 20, 2012

Robot Lincoln Follows the 30-Minute Rule

Robot Lincoln Says Rules... That's what separates us from the animals.

July 19, 2012

Robot Lincoln is the Office Guru

Robot Lincoln Says I am revoking your guru-patient confidentiality now.

July 18, 2012

Robot Lincoln Finds the Fountain of Youth

Robot Lincoln Says The Fountain of Youth flows at very random times.

July 17, 2012

Robot Lincoln Has an Irrational Fear of Bees

Robot Lincoln Says Yes, I can be afraid of something that I don't understand

July 16, 2012

Robot Lincoln is One With Nature

Robot Lincoln Says Best..Nut..Heist..Ever. 

July 13, 2012

Robot Lincoln Finds Waldo

Robot Lincoln Says Happy Friday the 13th to you too. 

July 12, 2012

Robot Lincoln is the Protagonist

Robot Lincoln Says Sometimes, I don't even know who the real antagonist is anymore.

July 11, 2012

Robot Lincoln Finds the Real Treasure

Robot Lincoln Says the Overused Cliche is the loud and really annoying killer.

July 9, 2012

Robot Lincoln Reads 50 Shades of Grey

Robot Lincoln Says I can see how they would make that mistake though...

July 6, 2012

Robot Lincoln is the Negotiator - Part 1

Robot Lincoln Says just doing what any decent person would do.

July 5, 2012

Robot Lincoln Joins the Family Business

Robot Lincoln Says at least it is a rewarding experience.

July 3, 2012

July 2, 2012

Robot Lincoln is a Daft Punk

Robot Lincoln Says You decide for yourself- Robot or Human

June 29, 2012

June 28, 2012

Robot Lincoln Becomes a Super-Acquaintance

Robot Lincoln Says Who Needs Super-Powers when you have friends like... oh, that's right

June 27, 2012

June 26, 2012

Robot Lincoln Has Intimacy Issues

Robot Lincoln Says there is no such thing as too much intimacy.

June 25, 2012

Robot Lincoln RTFM

Robot Lincoln Says Seriously, there are some really good articles there.

June 22, 2012

Robot Lincoln Hates Flying

Robot Lincoln Says The Worst Part of Flying is the Baggage Fees. What is up with that?

June 21, 2012

Robot Lincoln Tries to Prove That He's Not a Bot

Robot Lincoln Says the irregularity of the characters, it BURNS.

June 20, 2012

Robot Lincoln is a Smooth Operator

Robot Lincoln Says this makes sense if you listen to Smooth Operator

June 19, 2012

Robot Lincoln Gets Way Into Yoga

Robot Lincoln Says he will never apologize for over-committing.

June 18, 2012

June 17, 2012

Robot Lincoln Becomes a god

Robot Lincoln says that's where the real money is.