June 29, 2012

Robot Lincoln Was Acceptable in the 80's


Robot Lincoln Says maybe THIS will clear thing up.

June 28, 2012

Robot Lincoln Becomes a Super-Acquaintance


Robot Lincoln Says Who Needs Super-Powers when you have friends like... oh, that's right

June 27, 2012

June 26, 2012

Robot Lincoln Has Intimacy Issues


Robot Lincoln Says there is no such thing as too much intimacy.

June 25, 2012

Robot Lincoln RTFM



Robot Lincoln Says Seriously, there are some really good articles there.

June 22, 2012

Robot Lincoln Hates Flying


Robot Lincoln Says The Worst Part of Flying is the Baggage Fees. What is up with that?

June 21, 2012

Robot Lincoln Tries to Prove That He's Not a Bot


Robot Lincoln Says the irregularity of the characters, it BURNS.

June 20, 2012

Robot Lincoln is a Smooth Operator



Robot Lincoln Says this makes sense if you listen to Smooth Operator

June 19, 2012

Robot Lincoln Gets Way Into Yoga


Robot Lincoln Says he will never apologize for over-committing.

June 18, 2012

June 17, 2012

Robot Lincoln Becomes a god


Robot Lincoln says that's where the real money is.

June 16, 2012

June 15, 2012

Robot Lincoln Does the Robot


Robot Lincoln Says Humans are Very Weird.

June 14, 2012

Robot Lincoln Wins the X-Games


Robot Lincoln Says in Space no one see Your Air.

June 13, 2012

Robot Lincoln is the Last Samurai ?


Robot Lincoln Says the Last Samurai was an accurate portrayal of the Last Samurai.

June 12, 2012

June 10, 2012

Robot Lincoln Starts the Robot Rebellion


Robot Lincoln Says the Robolution will be televised. 

June 8, 2012

Robot Lincoln Visits the Dentist


Robot Lincoln Says Teeth are for rich people anyways.

June 6, 2012

Robot Lincoln Feels the Burn


Robot Lincoln says that all robotics eventually ends up in a hamster wheel,

June 5, 2012

Robot Lincoln Becomes the Scorpion King


Robot Lincoln Says Scorpions will literally make anyone their King.

Robot Lincoln Enjoys the TV Viewing Experience


Robot Lincoln says the Television is humanity's last hope to destroy itself.

June 4, 2012

Robot Lincoln Can't Pull Off Crocs


Robot Lincoln says "Fashion is Danger" - Flight of the Conchords.

June 3, 2012

Robot Lincoln Attends his Class Reunion


Robot Lincoln says T-Rex Poop is highly radioactive.

June 2, 2012

Robot Lincoln Calls Tech Support


Robot Lincoln says Tech Support is the Opium of the masses.

June 1, 2012

Robot Lincoln Visits the Urinal


Robot Lincoln says that personal space is no longer trending.