July 31, 2012

Robot Lincoln Wants Enlightenment 2.0


Why is there always a catch with these things? Also, thanks for reading this far. Robot Lincoln is pleased.

July 30, 2012

Robot Lincoln and the Viking Skeleton - Part 1


Robot Lincoln and the Viking Skeleton is taped in front of a live audience.

July 27, 2012

July 25, 2012

Robot Lincoln Seals the Deal


Robot Lincoln - 137 wins, 0 dates.

July 24, 2012

Robot Lincoln Deals With an Inconvenient Truth

Robot Lincoln Says Side Effects of the Truth involve loneliness, depression and a minute sense of relief

July 23, 2012

Robot Lincoln Makes Toast Like a Boss


Robot Lincoln Says so you're saying your toaster has no wings?

July 20, 2012

Robot Lincoln Follows the 30-Minute Rule


Robot Lincoln Says Rules... That's what separates us from the animals.

July 19, 2012

Robot Lincoln is the Office Guru


Robot Lincoln Says I am revoking your guru-patient confidentiality now.

July 18, 2012

Robot Lincoln Finds the Fountain of Youth


Robot Lincoln Says The Fountain of Youth flows at very random times.

July 17, 2012

Robot Lincoln Has an Irrational Fear of Bees


Robot Lincoln Says Yes, I can be afraid of something that I don't understand

July 16, 2012

Robot Lincoln is One With Nature


Robot Lincoln Says Best..Nut..Heist..Ever. 

July 13, 2012

Robot Lincoln Finds Waldo


Robot Lincoln Says Happy Friday the 13th to you too. 

July 12, 2012

Robot Lincoln is the Protagonist


Robot Lincoln Says Sometimes, I don't even know who the real antagonist is anymore.

July 11, 2012

Robot Lincoln Finds the Real Treasure


Robot Lincoln Says the Overused Cliche is the loud and really annoying killer.

July 9, 2012

Robot Lincoln Reads 50 Shades of Grey


Robot Lincoln Says I can see how they would make that mistake though...

July 6, 2012

Robot Lincoln is the Negotiator - Part 1


Robot Lincoln Says just doing what any decent person would do.

July 5, 2012

Robot Lincoln Joins the Family Business


Robot Lincoln Says at least it is a rewarding experience.

July 3, 2012

July 2, 2012

Robot Lincoln is a Daft Punk


Robot Lincoln Says You decide for yourself- Robot or Human